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The Speech Given somewhere in England on June 5th, 1944
"Be seated."
Men, this stuff that some sources sling around about America
wanting out of this war, not wanting to fight, is a crock of
bullshit. Americans love to fight, traditionally. All real
Americans love the sting and clash of battle. You are here today
for three reasons. First, because you are here to defend your homes
and your loved ones. Second, you are here for your own
self-respect, because you would not want to be anywhere else.
Third, you are here because you are real men and all real men like
to fight. When you, here, every one of you, were kids, you all
admired the champion marble player, the fastest runner, the toughest
boxer, the big league ball players, and the All-American football
players.
Americans love a winner. Americans will not tolerate a loser.
Americans despise cowards. Americans play to win all of the time.
I wouldn't give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed.
That's why Americans have never lost nor will ever lose a war; for
the very idea of losing is hateful to an American.
You are not all going to die. Only two percent of you right here
today would die in a major battle. Death must not be feared.
Death, in time, comes to all men. Yes, every man is scared in his
first battle. If he says he's not, he's a liar. Some men are
cowards but they fight the same as the brave men or they get the
hell slammed out of them watching men fight who are just as scared
as they are. The real hero is the man who fights even though he is
scared. Some men get over their fright in a minute under fire. For
some, it takes an hour. For some, it takes days. But a real man
will never let his fear of death overpower his honor, his sense of
duty to his country, and his innate manhood.
Battle is the most magnificent competition in which a human being
can indulge. It brings out all that is best and it removes all that
is base.
Americans pride themselves on being "He Men" and they ARE "He
Men." Remember that the enemy is just as frightened as you are, and
probably more so. Because they are not supermen!
All through your Army careers, you men have bitched about what
you call "chicken shit drilling." That, like everything else in
this Army, has a definite purpose. That purpose is alertness.
Alertness must be bred into every soldier. I don't give a fuck for
a man who's not always on his toes. You men are veterans or you
wouldn't be here. You are ready for what's to come. A man must be
alert at all times if he expects to stay alive. If you're not
alert, sometime, a German son-of-an-asshole-bitch is going to sneak
up behind you and beat you to death with a sockful of shit! There
are four hundred neatly marked graves somewhere in Sicily, all
because one man went to sleep on the job. But they are German
graves, because we caught the bastard asleep before they did!
An Army is a team. It lives, sleeps, eats, and fights as a team.
This individual heroic stuff is pure horseshit. The bilious
bastards who write that kind of stuff for the Saturday Evening Post
don't know any more about real fighting under fire than they know
about fucking! We have the finest food, the finest equipment, the
best spirit, and the best men in the world. Why, by God, I actually
pity those poor sons-of-bitches we're going up against. By God, I
do!
My men don't surrender, and I don't want to hear of any soldier
under my command being captured unless he has been hit. Even if you
are hit, you can still fight back. That's not just bullshit either.
The kind of man that I want in my command is just like the
lieutenant in Libya, who, with a Nazi Kraut poking a Luger against
his chest, jerked off his helmet, swept the gun aside with one hand,
and busted the hell out of the Kraut with his helmet. Then he
jumped on the gun and went out and killed another German before they
knew what the hell was coming off. And, all of that time, this man
had a bullet through a lung. There was a real man!
All of the real heroes are not storybook combat fighters, either.
Every single man in this Army plays a vital role. Don't ever let
up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. Every man has a
job to do and he must do it. Every man is a vital link in the great
chain.
What if every truck driver suddenly decided that he didn't like
the whine of those shells overhead, turned yellow, and jumped
headlong into a ditch? The cowardly bastard could say, 'Hell, they
won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' But, what if every man
thought that way? Where in the hell would we be now? What would
our country, our loved ones, our homes, even the world, be like?
No, Goddamnit, Americans don't think like that. Every man does
his job. Every man serves the whole. Every department, every unit,
is important in the vast scheme of this war. The ordnance men are
needed to supply the guns and machinery of war to keep us rolling.
The Quartermaster is needed to bring up food and clothes because
where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last
man on K.P. has a job to do, even the one who heats our water to
keep us from getting the 'G.I. Shits.'
Each man must not think only of himself, but also of his buddy
fighting beside him. We don't want yellow cowards in this Army.
They should be killed off like rats! If not, they will go home
after this war and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed
more brave men. Kill off the Goddamned cowards and we will have a
nation of brave men.
One of the bravest men that I ever saw was a fellow on top of a
telegraph pole in the midst of a furious firefight in Tunisia. I
stopped and asked what the hell he was doing up there at a time like
that. He answered, 'Fixing the wire, Sir.' I asked, 'Isn't that a
little unhealthy right about now?' He answered, 'Yes Sir, but the
Goddamned wire has to be fixed.' I asked, 'Don't those planes
strafing the road bother you?' And he answered, 'No, Sir, but you
sure as hell do!' Now, there was a real man. A real soldier. There
was a man who devoted all he had to his duty, no matter how
seemingly insignificant his duty might appear at the time, no matter
how great the odds.
And you should have seen those trucks on the rode to Tunisia.
Those drivers were magnificent. All day and all night they rolled
over those son-of-a-bitching roads, never stopping, never faltering
from their course, with shells bursting all around them all of the
time. We got through on good old American guts!
Many of those men drove for over forty consecutive hours. These
men weren't combat men, but they were soldiers with a job to do.
They did it, and in one hell of a way they did it. They were part
of a team. Without team effort, without them, the fight would have
been lost. All of the links in the chain pulled together and the
chain became unbreakable.
Don't forget, you men don't know that I'm here. No mention of
that fact is to be made in any letters. The world is not supposed
to know what the hell happened to me. I'm not supposed to be
commanding this Army. I'm not even supposed to be here in England.
Let the first bastards to find out be the Goddamned Germans!
Someday I want to see them raise up on their piss-soaked hind legs
and howl, 'Jesus Christ, it's the Goddamned Third Army again and
that son-of-a-fucking-bitch Patton.' We want to get the hell over
there. The quicker we clean up this Goddamned mess, the quicker we
can take a little jaunt against the purple pissing Japs and clean
out their nest, too. Before the Goddamned Marines get all of the
credit!
Sure, we want to go home. We want this war over with. The
quickest way to get it over with is to go get the bastards who
started it! The quicker they are whipped, the quicker we can go
home. The shortest way home is through Berlin and Tokyo. And when
we get to Berlin, I am personally going to shoot that paper hanging
son-of-a-bitch Hitler. Just like I'd shoot a snake!
When a man is lying in a shell hole, if he just stays there all
day, a German will get to him eventually. The hell with that idea.
The hell with just sitting back and taking it! My men don't dig
foxholes. I don't want them to. Foxholes only slow up an
offensive. Keep moving. And don't give the enemy time to dig one
either. We'll win this war, but we'll win it only by fighting and
by showing the Germans that we've got more guts than they have; or
ever will have. We're not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches,
we're going to rip out their living Goddamned guts and use them to
grease the treads of our tanks. We're going to murder those lousy
Hun cocksuckers by the bushel-fucking-basket!
War is a bloody, killing business. You've got to spill their
blood, or they will spill yours! Rip them up the belly. Shoot them
in the guts. When shells are hitting all around you and you wipe
the dirt off your face and realize that instead of dirt it's the
blood and guts of what once was your best friend beside you, you'll
know what to do!
I don't want to get any messages saying, 'I am holding my
position." We are not holding a Goddamned thing. Let the Germans
do that! We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in
holding onto anything, except the enemy's balls! We are going to
twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time.
Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing
regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the
enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose;
like shit through a tin horn!
From time to time there will be some complaints that we are
pushing our people too hard. I don't give a good Goddamn about such
complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of
sweat will save a gallon of blood. The harder WE push, the more
Germans we will kill. The more Germans we kill, the fewer of our
men will be killed.
Pushing means fewer casualties. I want you all to remember that.
There is one great thing that you men will all be able to say
after this war is over and you are home once again. You may be
thankful that twenty years from now when you are sitting by the
fireplace with your grandson on your knee and he asks you what you
did in the great World War II, you WON'T have to cough, shift him to
the other knee and say, 'Well, your Granddaddy shoveled shit in
Louisiana.'
No, Sir, you can look him straight in the eye and say, 'Son, your
Granddaddy rode with the Great Third Army and a
Son-of-a-Goddamned-Bitch named Georgie Patton!'
"That is all."
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