DEFINITIONS

  1. A Democracy: Three wolves and a sheep voting on dinner.
  2. A Republic: The flock gets to vote for which wolves vote on dinner.
  3. A Constitutional Republic: Voting on dinner is expressly forbidden, and the sheep are armed.
  4. Federal Government: The means by which the sheep will be fooled into voting for a Democracy.
  5. Freedom: Two very hungry wolves looking for dinner and finding a very well-informed and well-armed sheep